Friday, March 23, 2012

Sometimes, Always, Never - Sandals

Summer Summer Summer. With the warm weather, toes have been making their appearance. And I couldn't be happier about it, as long as people respect the rules. Here they are.


Old Navy $0.99 flip flops are only ok if you are in a swimsuit. Basically heading to, from and around a beach, pool or lake. Or in a gross public shower. No other exceptions. We don't want to see these in the workplace or at the mall. Grow up and put on real shoes.

Ankle-strap sandals. Only if you don't have "cankles." Trust me. These are beautiful but they will make your cankles look like sausages.


Anything other than the "Sometimes" or "Never"s with a nice pedicure. You don't even have to pay for one. As long as you are clean and patient, you can give yourself a killer pedicure.

The slingback wedge. When in doubt, put on a slingback wedge. They are my favorite. Leg-elongating, comfortable and effortlessly chic. Get a pair in a fun color and throw them on with anything. I CANNOT WAIT TO BUY SOME TOMS WEDGES.


Are you Bear Grylls? No? Ok then. These should never be worn around humans.

This too.

1 comment:

  1. We've been loving documentaries too. Especially ones on birth. So when that comes time.... lol. Also, check out Food Inc, and Forks Over Knives. I like them because they aren't the super gross ones that try and convince you that everything you eat is awful, they really just present the info. I like that. Also, we watched on on Pearl Jam. But I don't know what it's called. It was interesting too.

    Can I put in a request for sometimes, always, never?