At my new (baby) teacher meeting today they had us write a metaphor or simile for our first year of teaching.
Mine won. Suck on this, snobby English interns.
"My first year of teaching is the perpetual moment when you realize your chair is about to topple, while you balance a giant tub of popcorn, stack of papers and an icy Diet Coke in your lap."
The English interns have sucked ever since they had me as one. Downhill ever since.
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