You are the Jim to my Pam.
The Andy to my April.
The Han Solo to my Leia.
The Kirk to my Spock.
The Samwise to my Frodo.
The father to my Glen Coco and future baby/puppy Holdaways.
My rock, my relief and my very best friend.
I'm so glad I tricked you into marrying me.
Happy Birthday Beard! Love you!